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Blues For Breakfast

by Chicken Barn Heroes

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NEW YORK CITY SHOES BLUES Written & Composed by Chris Conly (c)2012, BMI. I like my heels to the sky Love them red and high Like them like my guys Yes I do But New York calls For them old black flats And I just don’t Wanna step like that Now I’ve got to wear These dirty shitty shoes I’ve got a case Of the them New York City blues My Feet are so sad They want my pretty shoes Red and high Just like my guy I need a driver To wear my pretty shoes But all I’ve got’s This Metrocard When it rains, it pours When it snows, it blows When I get to the club I’ve got to change all my clothes Now I’ve got wear These dirty shitty shoes I’ve got a case Of the them New York City blues All I want Is an old Honky Tonk Pull up in my car With my shoes I miss them so I left them on the floor I left them in L.A. Where they belong My mother warned me But I didn’t think They’d really bring me Flat down on my feet Now I’ve got wear These dirty shitty shoes I’ve got a case Of the them New York City blues
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BOURBON AND THE BED Written & Composed by Chris Conly (c)2012, BMI. Thanks again for the bourbon and the bed Now it’s time to rest my head Where do you turn when you’re down and out? Gotta find a stranger who can help you out Trouble walks in and she sits at the bar Drinkin’ more Bulleit’s gonna make me a star Juke joint walls and the tales they tell A long list of fellas who went to hell End of the night and the bar is full Broads on tables don’t take no bull I don’t know what I’ve been told Wouldn’t trade a bourbon for a pot of gold Don’t know a soul in this one horse town Stranger walks in and she buys me a round No idea where I’m gonna crash Brings me back to share her stash Then she says, she just left jail Petty drug crime and she’s out on bail Gotta hit the hay - gotta make the most Gotta wake up before my host Last thing I do before I hit the road Write a little letter and I leave it on her head Thanks again for the bourbon and the bed (4x)
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MOOSE, DEER & DRUNKS Written & Composed by Chris Conly (c)2012, BMI. On my way home from the gig last night It’s raining cats and dogs My mind floats into a foggy haze Keep my eyes on the road And my hands upon the wheel And then this song comes to me... Advice I know, I’ve heard it many times Just before I leave the house My father chimes Buckle up for safety ‘Cause, you never know Stay awake, keep your eyes on the road Most of all beware! Watch out for skunks Moose, deer, and drunks Moose, deer, and drunks SOLO Mr. Kielor on the radio My only saving grace Somehow I’ve got to Get out of this place Cats turn into tigers And dogs into wolves A pack of hungry animals Hot upon my trail But none can compare With the dangers up ahead Wisdom from my father Circling in my head Buckle up for safety ‘Cause, you never know Keep your eyes on the wheel You hands upon the road Most of all beware! Watch out for skunks, Moose, deer, and drunks Moose, deer, and drunks SOLO CHORUS
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TAXI CAB MISSIONARY Written & Composed by Chris Conly (c)2012, BMI. Taxi cab missionary is looking at me I know exactly what he wants me to be This ain’t the time, and this ain’t the place Can’t you tell by the look on my face? Hey Mr. listen up, do you hear? I’m tryin’ to have a conversation here You pull up and start yelling at me Can’t you see that’s not the way to be? Taxi cab missionary is looking at me And I don’t know what to say... Now I don’t pry into your home life I don’t tell you how to treat your wife What makes you think you can do that to me? Last time I checked, my country is still free Call me old fashioned, call me crazy Last thing I need it to be having a baby To bring one into this world full of hate Why would anybody wanna procreate? CHORUS I’ve got nothing against the Pope, you see I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but I don’t need Some old man tellin’ me what to do Givin’ me advice from a guy he never knew Hey Mr. Taxi driver - keep it to yourself I keep my God in a book on a shelf Far away from parks and away from schools Because missionary work is a game for fools CHORUS

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released August 3, 2011

Chris Conly - Vocals, Guitar, Songs
Brad Maestas - Mandolin, Vocals
Jamie Bishop - Bull Fiddle, Vocals

Engineered, Edited, Mixed & Mastered by Brad Maestas.
Recorded in June 2011, at "The Commune", Brooklyn, NY.

Special thanks to 7-Eleven for the extra cold "Summertime Lime" Slurpees, and The Branded Saloon for their Bluegrass Brunch!

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Chicken Barn Heroes Brooklyn, New York

"Echoing sounds from the great American songbook, while telling timely tales of love & protest, THE CHICKEN BARN HEROES are dispatching an urban Americana."

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